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“Your sim pilot’s been losing their mind—and it’s kind of your fault. ” For years, the pilot inside your simulator has been trying to reach you. You’ve ignored their anxiety during stalls, dismissed their dread at overspeed, and shrugged off every autopilot failure with suspicious calm—all while sipping coffee in external view and casually banking beyond structural limits. They’ve been quietly losing it. . . Thanks to a slightly unhinged AI experiment (and some highly classified black box decodi... “Your sim pilot’s been losing their mind—and it’s kind of your fault. ” For years, the pilot inside your simulator has been trying to reach you. You’ve ignored their anxiety during stalls, dismissed their dread at overspeed, and shrugged off every autopilot failure with suspicious calm—all while sipping coffee in external view and casually banking beyond structural limits. They’ve been quietly losing it. . . Thanks to a slightly unhinged AI experiment (and some highly classified black box decoding), we’ve finally opened up a direct line of communication to the simulated pilot in the cockpit. But we’re not asking you to respond. That would require effort. So, we built an automatic messaging system—fully equipped to handle every outburst, every annoying question, fearful observation, surreal spiral, irrational demand, and bottled-up existential crisis they’ve been stewing in for years. You fly. They vent. Balance is restored. And as long as they feel heard, they might stop sabotaging your sim— no more random control drops, flickering avionics, or suspicious graphics resets mid-flight. That wasn’t a bug. That was them. . . Let the chat log run. Or don’t. They’ll keep talking either way. But now… they feel better. Probably.
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